Just stop the world and let me off.

Common Sense must be turning in his grave.

The powers that be have just plunged us all into darkness by banning the good old-fashioned light bulbs in the UK. The powers that be would have us believe that changing our light bulbs to energy saving ones will save the planet.  As if a lightbulb is going to make any difference when we've got governments and military making test atomic explosions at sea and scientists using the earth (and us) as a laboratory.  Just Google Haldron Collider to see how they've experimented with our planet by using a high energy particle accelerator to collide opposing particle beams.  More than 10,000 scientists and engineers from more than 100 countries collaborated on this.  Yet the powers that be, who must have given them permission because I didn't sign any prebriefing paper agreeing to take part, have the brass neck to tell us we're the cause of global warming or climate change or whatever they call it now instead of TAX.  They must think we're as dim as their energy-saving bulbs.

OK it's laughable.  It's hilarious.  Or it would be if it wasn't for real.  So just stop the bus and let me off right now.  I'm not going to the bank to borrow my own money for a price, I'm not putting my money in the bank because it could go belly-up tomorrow.  And I'm keeping all my hard-earned dosh in a plastic carrier bag under the bed where I have INSTANT access to it.  Oops, did I say plastic carrier bag when they're trying to ban those as well.  Sorry, I should have said several plastic doggie pooh bags as they're still being promoted!  It's amazing how big a stash of notes one of those takes.

Anyway, to further my quest to get off the bus and buy an isolated cottage in the middle of nowhere I'm raising funds to expand my businesses and I'm doing it without the banks and without loans of any kind with a bunch of like-minded others.  I don't know if they want off the bus as well but they are raising money for something whether it be expansion capital, cash flow, start-up, charity......it doesn't matter.  All that matters is that we're united in raising money together and you can join us if you want.  Check it out http://virl.ws/s/dipple  It'll cost you two lots of $5 to get onboard but, hey, it's a business, not a charity.

If you want to get off the bus as well and don't like the idea of joining others to raise dosh, you can always try Lady Luck.  You can gamble or you can make a business from it.  http://vur.me/s/0MO  Or you can just try your hand at winning a grand - no catches - free go at http://www.bobbydog.ws/aliencomp.htm